- Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
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If a girl did this to me i would kiss her and make it the most passionate moment then any other moment in her life, and deeper in love she and i would fall
^omg
I will try that now….
He gets mad when I do this and teases me back
Black and white couples blog
(Source: williamgrahames, via america-lily)
i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it
LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM
(Source: teambeentohell, via orgasmic-humor)
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when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
(via orgasmic-humor)
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Ladies and gentlemen, James Franco
oh dear god
Fucking fuck me
Bby
Oh hello
Kill me kfkdhhsligaduaquruwtetsigdho
Dead
(Source: gorecanton, via la-tulipe-noire)
things i dont need in my life:
- wasps
- those stringy things on the banana
- commercials on youtube
(Source: misandrywhale, via laugh-until-you-drop)
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I’m going to start quoting Fallout boy whenever someone starts talking
(via orgasmic-humor)
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no one’s ever said ‘no shit, sherlock’ to sherlock holmes in either of the modern-day reinterpretations of the holmes canon and that’s a failure of modern society
(Source: katnisseverclear, via lermansgotswag)
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