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dropdacocaine:

Idk. Smoke amuses me. Soz.

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kissingeverysinglenight:

bomb-b4yee:

pink-pale:

letskissalittle:

d-ivum:

If a girl did this to me i would kiss her and make it the most passionate moment then any other moment in her life, and deeper in love she and i would fall

^omg 

I will try that now….

He gets mad when I do this and teases me back

Black and white couples blog

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  • Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
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castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

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fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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a-ussi:

nocavane:

be-the-little-thing:

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deslaurier:

fuckingmercutio:

youngandoldfashioned:

Ladies and gentlemen, James Franco

oh dear god

Fucking fuck me

Bby

Oh hello

Kill me kfkdhhsligaduaquruwtetsigdho

Dead

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mermaidsandmisandry:

things i dont need in my life:

  • wasps
  • those stringy things on the banana
  • commercials on youtube

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zacharydupuis:

grandma why don’t you knit me a cute relationship instead

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foreveralone-lyguy:

I’m going to start quoting Fallout boy whenever someone starts talking

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harrisonfj0rd:

no one’s ever said ‘no shit, sherlock’ to sherlock holmes in either of the modern-day reinterpretations of the holmes canon and that’s a failure of modern society

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